Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 999 - Heavens, there’s no signal?

Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

Heavens~ which fellow daoist came up with such a terrifying pet phrase? After picking it up, I can no longer stop using it. Tyrant Flood Dragon wants to father a football team sighed.

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: Fellow Daoists, Ive arrived at the scene, and Ill now conduct a live text broadcast on the current situation for everyone... It seems that together with the fake Thrice Reckless Mad Saber are Venerable White, Su Clans Sixteen, and Shi. Venerable White and Shi are standing together next to a car, while Su Clans Sixteen is standing alone beside another car.

F*ck! Thrice Reckless Mad Saber quickly sent a message. I see, its you, isnt it? Su Clans Seven! You must be carrying out your revenge on me! Heavens~ Its fine if you just want to carry out your revenge, but can you not wear such a disgusting smile on your face after taking my appearance? It doesnt fit my face at all. Such a vulgar smile would only suit you! Dont tarnish my face with your disgusting smile!

At this moment, Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman wrote again. I also saw Fellow Daoist Su Clans Seven. He got out of the other side of the car and stood beside Sixteen. In addition, there seems to be a crying old man beside Fellow Daoist Seven. He should be the loose cultivator Fellow Daoist Sobbing Old Man.

... Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: Fellow Daoist Seven Lives Talisman, are you playing with me?

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: Im not playing with you. Just now, while I was live text broadcasting, Fellow Daoist Seven was blocked by the car, and I couldnt see him from my point of view. When I got closer, I saw that Seven was together with the Sobbing Old Man. Everything Im saying is the truth.

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman was truly speaking the truthdue to the countless vows that hed made when he was young, he now treated words and actions with great caution for fear of accidentally making another vow. Nowadays, he would think thrice before saying something. As such, he would hardly ever lie.

... Thrice Reckless Mad Saber.

Ill continue broadcasting. The fake Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless is actually still giving his fans his signatures. To be honest, I feel that the smile of this fake Thrice Reckless Mad Saber is very charming, and hes even more handsome than the real Thrice Reckless. This can be seen from the amount of female fans hes attracting. By the way, I saw Fellow Daoist Su Clans Seven bring out his phone and start fiddling with, it seems he will be coming online soon, Palace Master Seven Lives added.

As they were discussing, Su Clans Seven really got online.

Right after getting online, he sent out a string of cold laughs. Hehehehe.

Although it was only a cold laugh sent through text, when Thrice Reckless Mad Saber saw that hehehehe, his hair stood on ends.

Seven, its not my fault this time. You can see from the chat history! This time, it was Fellow Daoist Seven Lives Talisman who made me misunderstand things. This was all a misunderstanding! Thrice Reckless Mad Saber said hurriedly.

Su Clans Seven did not immediately reply.

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: I see that Fellow Daoist Seven is in deep thought, is he considering forgiving Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless? However, I feel like Fellow Daoist Seven is a person who likes challenges; as long as he gets the opportunity to challenge someone else, he will definitely not let go of such an opportunity. If there isnt an opportunity to challenge someone, he would make one... Now that Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless is in a difficult position, I bet that Fellow Daoist Seven will challenge him! On the night of the full moon in the following month, perhaps we can meet up at the Forbidden City once again and witness the battle between Thrice Reckless Mad Saber and Su Clans Seven, two famous sabersmen in the Nine Provinces Number One Group! In the end, will Sevens saber prove to be stronger? Or will Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless saber prove to be the most reckless?

Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: ...

True Monarch Yellow Mountain felt that when Fellow Daoist Seven Lives Talisman did his live text broadcast, he exhibited a tendency to seek death. Although this tendency was very small, such tendencies had to be discouraged.

Should he just mute Fellow Daoist Seven Lives Talisman, allowing him to calm down and become more clear-headed?

At this moment, Su Clans Seven answered, Alright, since its just a misunderstanding, then lets just pass it off with a laugh.

Heavens! This isnt scientific! Palace Master Seven Live Talisman said.

Heavens! This cant be real! True Monarch Northern River followed.

Wandering Monk Profound Principle:

Medicine Master sent a voice message. I shall elaborate on what Great Master Profound Principle is trying to convey: forgiving someone elses mistake is a type of benevolence.

There was some sort of magical tacit understanding between Medicine Master and Great Master Profound Principle. The two would be able to guess what the other was trying to express through a through a single word or emoji.

It was mainly because one of them practiced silent meditation while the others typing speed was particularly slow that this tacit understanding was born.

At this time, Su Clans Seven said, @Thrice Reckless Mad Saber, I originally wanted to stop this fake Thrice Reckless Mad Saber from continuing, but now, because of your distrust of me, Ive become very aggrieved, and so this aggrieved me will no longer try to stop the fake Thrice Reckless.

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: ...

Aggrieved your shiet face! Since when did you get such a fragile heart?!

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: Ooooh, the scene has changed again. Ill continue to live text broadcast the current situation: due to that fake Thrice Reckless exhibiting that handsome smile again and again, he attracted over several other female students that were intentionally trying to get close to him while asking for autographs and group pictures. Among them, some were deliberately trying to touch his body. Afterward, Su Clans Sixteen suddenly made a move: she went and dragged the fake Thrice Reckless away. Now, she has already dragged the fake Thrice Reckless up the stairs, leaving everyone else far behind.

Wait, why would Su Clans Sixteen drag away the fake Thrice Reckless? Fairy Lychee asked the most important question.

So, who is this fake Thrice Reckless? @Venerable White, True Monarch Northern River asked.

Venerable White: Seven said to let Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless guess slowly. Well, well be going now, the first class in Jiangnan University Town is about to begin. We cant cause any more trouble.

At this time, Immortal Master Copper Trigram, who hadnt appeared for a long time, came online. Its little friend Song Shuhang, its definitely him. From my rich disguising experience, I can see at a glance that this is little friend Song Shuhang.

Thats impossible, little friend Song Shuhang wouldnt seek death like this, Fairy Lychee said. In fact, her impression of Song Shuhang was that he was relatively a good guy.

I dont think little friend Shuhang would seek death like this, either, True Monarch Northern River said.

But, looking back at Little Sixteens actions, if the fake Thrice Reckless was really little friend Song Shuhang, then things would make sense, Fairy Dongfang Six said. Also, @Cave Lord Snow Wolf, when can I get my new drivers license?

Fairy Dongfang Six, dont worry, Ill have it ready as soon as possible. However, the recent checks have been really strict, so it will take some time, Cave Lord Snow Wolf said.

...Heavens, what else could he do? If he didnt give Dongfang Six her license, the first thing to get run over would be his home.

Immortal Mater Copper Trigram: Its definitely little friend Song Shuhang. If Im wrong, then Ill remove my make-up live and reveal my real face to everyone!

Fairy Lychee: Heavens, this cant be real!

Su Clans Seven: Heavens, is this the end of the world?

True Monarch Northern River: Heavens, I would have never thought that the shady fortune teller would reveal his true face! Am I dreaming?

Medicine Master: Heavens, since the shady fortune teller even dares to bet such a thing, it looks like theres a 90% chance that this fake Thrice Reckless is indeed little friend Song Shuhang. Since when was little friend Song Shuhang such a death-seeker? I simply cant imagine it!

Wandering Monk Profound Principle:

Venerable White: Truly regrettable.

Even Senior White was curious about Immortal Master Copper Trigrams real face. Unfortunately, the one who was seeking death this time was really Song Shuhang... Therefore, there was no chance to actually see Copper Trigram removing his make-up and showing his real face.

Wait, compared to whether or not this fake Thrice Reckless is actually Song Shuhang, theres an even more important matter. Shady fortune teller, youre out? And you can even surf the Internet? True Monarch Northern River asked.

After the battle on the summit of the forbidden city, Immortal Master Copper Trigram was kidnapped by a mysterious expert for breeding purposes, and no one saw him since that time. But now, he was unexpectedly online. Could it be that that mysterious senior got tired of playing with Immortal Master Copper Trigram and finally let him go?

Im not out yet, but today is a rare day when my phone has some signal, so I took the opportunity to go online and show my presence. If I didnt show up, I feel like you would all forget about me, Immortal Master Copper Trigram said. In addition... Ive found some interesting things here. Since theres still signal, Ill tell you about them.

What interesting things? True Monarch Northern River asked curiously.

Lets start with the story of the ancient Heavenly City. I believe that the fellow daoists in the group know some things about the ancient Heavenly City, right? Immortal Master Copper Trigram said.

Fairy Lychee: ...

Fairy Lychee didnt want to talk about the matters related to the ancient Heavenly City as of late, because she could very possibly be one of the twins that the Jade Lake Empress of the ancient Heavenly City, Fairy Cheng Lin, had left behind when she reincarnated. This matter gave Fairy Lychee a headache.

Did you know about this? Its very likely that there wasnt only one Heavenly Emperor in the ancient Heavenly City. In the ancient Heavenly City, there were very likely two, if not more, Heavenly Emperors, Immortal Master Copper Trigram said.

After that silver-haired woman captured him, he was able to come across two graves of the Heavenly Emperor on the island. The two Heavenly Emperors were apparently not the same person.

Theres such a thing? Eternal Fire is very tired and wants to retire said, astonished. From the tireless research conducted by their scholarly faction on the ancient Heavenly City, they werent able to find that there was more than one Heavenly Emperor.

The Heavenly Emperor, the strongest Immortal after the Sage, wasnt a single person?

If there were really two or more Heavenly Emperors, then how did the first Heavenly Emperor pass away? Even if the strongest Immortal after the Sage died, there was no way they would die this quietly.

There wasnt a single Heavenly Emperor, but probably two or more? Now that Fairy Lychee thought about it, did it have something to do with the collapse of the ancient Heavenly City overnight?

Besides the graves of the old and new Heavenly Emperors, there are many strange places where Im at. Ill take some time to do more exploring, Immortal Master Copper Trigram added.

Just when he was about to continue talking... he suddenly went offline.

Heavens, I was having such a good chat. Immortal Master Copper Trigram swung his phone around, but there was no signal.

...Heavens, do you really think I wont dare to smash my head against a wall until I break it?!